Traits Checklist

"They’ll melt down over a tweet, then destroy your entire weekend. Weak and vicious—bad combo."

"They strut around like they won something. Huge ego—zero delivery. Not winners."

"They accuse everyone else while acting innocent. It’s projection. Sad!"

"They want the remote, the rules, and your dignity. Small minds, big control problems."

"If things are calm, they panic. They stir it up like CNN during election week."

"They drag in outsiders to create chaos. Total manipulators—worse than politics."

"They say 'trust me'—then vanish. They break more deals than bad contractors."

"‘I’m so blessed’—then they brag for 20 minutes. It’s humblebragging. We see it."

"They lie so hard you start questioning gravity. Manipulation level: professional."

"They expect everything—praise, perks, power—without doing the work. Freeloaders with attitude."

"Nice when it benefits them. Mean when it doesn’t. Total fake energy."

"Forget everything except what embarrasses you. Never their own failures. Very biased memory."

"They hate when others win. Jealousy like you’ve never seen before—believe me."

"They can’t wait their turn. Always jumping in. Probably interrupt themselves in the mirror."

"You say 'maybe try something else'—they act like you stole their house. Overblown!"

"They do it? No big deal. You do it? Huge scandal. Total hypocrisy."

"Apologies? Only when it helps them. And always with an insult inside."

"People cycle out of their lives faster than staffers at CNN. Red flag."

"They’ve never been wrong—just ask them. Experts in blame-shifting."

"One moment they’re wrong, the next you're apologizing. Magical, manipulative theater."

"Success burns them. They’d rather sabotage than clap. Very insecure people."

"They feed on your pain like it’s room service. Cold-hearted users."

"They smother you with praise, then disappear. Emotional yo-yo game. It’s a setup."

"You’re not a person—you’re a ladder rung. Until you’re not useful."

"They can’t relax unless there’s a problem. Drama is their fuel."

"They pretend to care—until it’s their turn to talk. Not deep thinkers."

"They lose a pen and act like it’s a national emergency. Total overreactors."

"They’re above the law—in their mind. Lines are for other people."

"You never know what you're gonna get. Like emotional roulette."

"They hear noise—not people. You speak, they scroll. Rude!"

"Always the star—or the victim. Never just human. Very theatrical."

"They beg for compliments like it’s currency. Never enough applause."

"They twist your heart like balloon animals. Emotional tricksters."

"They act like royalty—with no crown, no manners, no fans."

"It’s never their fault. Ever. Even if it’s clearly their fault."

"You cry—they yawn. Total icebergs. Zero warmth."

"They lie like it’s a sport. Even when the truth helps."

"They start the fire, then say 'who did this to me?' Amazing."

"They throw mud, then say you’re dirty. Classic maneuver—sad!"

"They think they invented breathing. Walk around like gold statues. Very inflated."