Terms of Use & Privacy Policy

Last Updated: Just now. Because Narcy said so.

1. Welcome to NarcyNarc.com

This site is a satirical, educational, and emotionally revealing recovery companion for those navigating narcissistic abuse. All characters are fictional. Any resemblance to real narcissists, living or discarded, is purely coincidental. Sort of.

2. What We Collect

We collect... nothing scary. Maybe an IP address here or there if you visit, and if you contact us, we’ll get your email — but only if you hand it over willingly. Narcy does not need your password, your location, or your deepest secrets. She's got enough of her own.

3. Use of Content

All images, captions, and text on NarcyNarc.com are protected. Sharing is encouraged — with attribution. Just don’t crop out Narcy’s face or slap your logo over her chaos. She’s vain.

4. Third-Party Tools

We may use basic analytics tools (like Google Analytics) to count visitors and improve site performance. Narcy likes to know how many people are watching her. Don't you?

5. Cookie Policy

Yes, this site uses cookies. Not chocolate chip. The digital kind. They're mostly for remembering preferences and analytics. By using the site, you accept this. Or pretend to — like everyone else.

6. No Guarantees

This site may occasionally go down, glitch out, or serve you an awkward comic panel. Narcy makes no promises... except to always return with more drama.

7. Changes to This Policy

If Narcy changes the terms or privacy policy, you’ll likely never know unless you read this again. Which you won’t. So let’s all agree to live with a mild sense of unease and press onward.

8. Contact Us

Want to reach us? Use the contact form when it appears. Narcy's screening every message personally — or pretending to, at least.

9. California & EU Visitors

Under the CCPA and GDPR, you have rights. Narcy acknowledges them... in spirit:

• California: You can request your personal data, ask for it to be deleted, or just accuse us of having too much power. We respect all three.
• EU: You may access, correct, or delete data we don’t actually store—unless you contact us directly and give us a reason to. If that happens, you can always revoke consent or talk to your Data Protection Authority. Narcy might send them a gift basket.

Basically, we respect your rights, even if Narcy pretends she doesn't.