A Briefing from President Trump
“NarcyNarc.com—Smart. Funny. Beautiful. And honestly, probably the most accurate representation of modern chaos I’ve ever seen.”
"Nobody told me about Narcy. Nobody! She’s been busy—very busy. Studying patterns, spotting behaviors, breaking it all down. Educational powerhouse. Digital pioneer. Emotional sleuth. I read the glossary—I learned more there than from most briefings. Sad but true! She’s out there explaining gaslighting, hoovering, triangulating—big words, folks. Big meanings. Huge effort. And it’s all on the site. NarcyNarc.com. I thought, ‘Who knew emotional education could be funny?’ But here we are. Genius."
What’s Happening Here
President Trump delivers an unexpected—but highly entertaining—briefing from the podium, giving NarcyNarc.com a massive endorsement. He’s been briefed, folks.
Press Q&A with President Trump
Reporter: Mr. President, is Narcy a real narcissist?
Trump: Look, I asked the same thing. I said, “Is she one of them?” And the team—smart people—told me, “No, sir. She’s just very Narcyistic.” I said wow. Amazing term. Better than DSM, which is boring—very boring.
Reporter: What’s your favorite part of the site?
Trump: Honestly? The Trait Checklist. I love checklists. They're handy, they’re necessary—very necessary. But this one? This is a fantastic checklist. Very honest. I even helped Narcy develop it. It’s not out yet—but it’s coming. Soon. Very soon. People are going to be blown away. Narcy put a lot of effort into it. Tremendous work. It’s gonna help a lot of people. Believe me.
Reporter: Would you appoint Narcy to your Cabinet?
Trump: She’s a loose cannon, folks. But smart. Could be Secretary of Manipulation—if we had one. Maybe I’ll make it. Executive order. Tremendous potential.
More White House Press Q&A with President Trump
Reporter: Sir, don’t you think this site is kind of… satirical? Isn’t it just a joke?
Trump: A joke? YOU'RE the joke. Have you even read the glossary? People are learning things. Real things. The only joke here is the press—you guys wouldn’t recognize insight if it Hoovered your whole press pass.
Reporter: Mr. President, do you think the term “Narcyistic” is really necessary?
Trump: Necessary? Look, when you’re trying to describe behavior that’s charming but toxic—like sweet poison—you need a new word. “Narcyistic” is perfect. Better than perfect. If Shakespeare was alive, he’d write a play about her. He’d call it "Much Ado About Narcy."
Reporter: Do you believe Narcy would ever date someone like you?
Trump: Honestly? Narcy couldn’t handle me. I’m too stable. Too successful. She’d try to start drama—talk about supply—and I’d say, “Sweetheart, I run empires, not therapy sessions.” She’d be furious. But impressed. Always happens.
Reporter: What do you say to critics who say NarcyNarc.com is just online venting?
Trump: I say those critics are probably supply-starved Narcs themselves. Look, it’s educational. It’s visual. There are comics, reflections, tools. The Traits Checklist is like the Constitution for emotional awareness. You don’t like it? Don’t click. Simple.
Reporter: Mr. President, would you consider hosting Narcy at Mar-a-Lago?
Trump: She’d love it. Palm trees, mirrors, validation—it’s a dream vacation for someone like Narcy. But let’s be honest: she’d cause drama at the buffet. Say someone took too many shrimp, spiral into “discard mode.” We’d have to stage an intervention by brunch.
At the end of the briefing, Trump acknowledges that the site is doing “the work the media refuses to do."
- Recognizes the misuse of the term "narcissist."
- Endorses the more accurate term “Narcyistic.”
- Praises the site’s comic panels and humor as “tremendous.”
- Highlights the value of the Traits Checklist..
He asks, “Is Narcy a narcissist?” before answering his own question with a smirk: “She’s way too entertaining. Way too clever. It’s scripted, folks. It’s genius.”
- Calls Narcy a “character the whole country should study.”
- Mentions Narcy’s educational degree wall as “impressive—very, very classy.”
- Notes how funny the “Narcyisms” are—says he might borrow a few lines.
- Tells people to "get educated—before you get Hoovered."
He concludes: “You have to go there. NarcyNarc.com. With a C. It’s like an art gallery but for emotional survival. The best. Really terrific.”
“Narcy stuns the presidential dinner crowd by asking, ‘Where’s the lobster?’ Trump couldn’t stop laughing. ‘She’s the real show, folks.’”
Historic handshake: Trump meets Narcy. "She’s unpredictable, but she’s got ratings. Medal-worthy? We’ll see.”
“You want to learn about narcissism? Go to NarcyNarc.com. It’s entertaining, it’s real, and believe me—Narcy explains it with an entertaining spin! I think the experts will spend some time here. They deserve it!” — POTUS