The Earrings Incident
When Narcy noticed she didn't have her earrings on in the 'Nar·see·iss·tick' (Don't Use The Term Narcissist Loosely) cover page she was livid and demanded a retake.
“I like the way I rearranged this set. Better than yesterday’s. I’m glad I didn’t wear the earrings. Much Better”
What starts as a flawless retake turns into a fiasco.
Narcy is asked why she is folding her arms? Oh.. No... Narcy lost it and asked, "Why didn't you tell me I wasn't wearing earrings yesterday?"
What’s Happening Here
At first, Narcy seems pleased with the new photo shoot. She praises the set she arranged, compliments her look, and acts like the missing earrings were part of the creative vision.
But instead of 'totally' owning the oversight, Narcy lashes out at the crew after they ask why she is folding her arms. The outburst isn’t really about folding her arms during the shoot or the earrings—it's about losing narrative control. She didn’t plan to forget something, probably didn't even notice she was folding her arms, but she did feel like she was being exposed. Her reaction is immediate, defensive, and explosive.
- She redirects blame for things only she could have controlled
- She accuses others of “setting her up” by staying silent
- She shifts from confident to combative without warning
- She frames her meltdown as justified leadership, not emotional instability
Even when she storms off and dramatically “quits,” Narcy does so on her terms. And when she’s finally alone—in the quiet of her trailer—she realizes the truth: she really did forget her earrings. But even this moment of reflection comes with a tear, a trembling mouth, and a carefully placed spotlight.
- This isn’t accountability—it’s curated regret
- She plays the victim of her own forgetfulness
- She’ll spin this moment into emotional depth later
- And somehow, others will end up apologizing to her
What we see here is a masterclass in blame deflection, perception control, and emotional manipulation wrapped in pastel sweats and a pout. It’s not about earrings. It never was.
“I SAID...WHY didn’t anyone tell me I didn’t have my earrings on?!”
The crew knew. But silence was safer than truth. If they had spoken up, Narcy would’ve snapped:
“What, really? You don't think I can shoot without earrings on?”
“You think I can’t change it up?”
“I never say anything when you shoot me without my glasses on. Hunh?? HUNH??”
So they said nothing. And she exploded anyway.
“Just use yesterday’s shot. Without the earrings. Whatever.”
“I forgot to wear my earrings… I can't believe it.”
“If forgetting my earrings taught you anything… you're welcome.” — Narcy, from under the covers
Key Takeaway
Narcy’s meltdowns aren’t about earrings, folded arms, or forgotten details — they’re about control. The second she feels exposed, she rewrites the story, blames the crew, and recasts herself as the misunderstood victim. What looks like a minor oversight becomes theater designed to protect her image at all costs.“I didn’t say anything about the earrings because I knew how it would end. If I spoke up, I’d be blamed for ruining the shot. If I stayed quiet, I’d still get blamed later. With Narcy, silence wasn’t safe — it was just the lesser evil.” — Anonymous Enabler